So my bestest friend Abbey is getting married in April. First off, I can't believe that girl is getting married. Who'da ever thunk it. She asked me a couple weeks ago to be an usher at her wedding. I, of course, agreed. While I was home over the break, I was thinking about it and it occurred to me that I may have to wear a tux for the occasion.
I remembered that my tux from 1998 (prom & brother's marriage that year) was in my closet in my parent's house back in NY. I had seen it hanging there over Thanksgiving break. But would it be possible that I'd still fit into my tux from my high school days?

Here's a shot of me back in May/June of 1998 with my prom date, Gigi. We were headed to Windows on the World on top of the World Trade Center later that evening. It was a whole different world back then. Crazy. It was the only time I ever went to the WTC. I remember being on the 114th floor or whatever it was and looking down on the world. We stood with our heads pressed against the window straining to see all the way down to street level. The pic is kinda crummy (crappy camera + crappy old scan), but you get the picture.
On New Year's Day, I arrived back in NY to do family stuff after a fun and eventful New Year's Eve in Philly with Lady and two of my best friends from college who came to down to celebrate. I climbed up the stairs and opened my closet. I took out the pants and jacket and undid the plastic wrap. I put on the jacket. I heard a jingling from the inside breast pocket and I reached in and grabbed the buttons for my tuxedo shirt. The jacket fit nicely. I didn't expect that to be much of a problem. But then were the pants. I know I've gained and lost and gained and lost a good amount of weight since 1998. I had no idea if I was anywhere near the weight I was back then.
Stepping into the pants, I had thoughts of the pants ripping apart at the eight-year-old seams and me only getting two wears out of the pants. To my surprise, the pants still fit! Holy shit I thought to myself. Zipping and buttoning them up, I saw that they were a teensy bit tight, but chroist, they fit. Once I shed my winter layer of lard (which I really don't need this winter), I shouldn't have any problems. Cool.
I can't believe I still fit into this tux. Amazing.
Now I gotta buy me and Lady some tickets out to Hotlanta for the wedding.