Baby Dasani
I got a call last night around 10ish while I was moving a bug from within our house to the shared courtyard garden outside [Lady hates bugs]. As the phone was ringing, I let the spider out and wondered if it was news about codename: Baby Dasani. I ran in to get the phone and sure enough it was the would-be dad's name on my caller ID screen.
Let me back up a sec here to explain this Baby Dasani thing. The mom, during her pregnancy, worked up quite a craving to stay hydrated, she was drinking for two afterall. But not just any water would do. It was to be Dasani or bust. Another friend of theirs jokingly suggested [in this era of ridiculous celebrity baby names] they name the baby Dasani. And I told this to Lady and we've been referring to the baby to be as Baby Dasani.
And on June 1, 2006 at approximately 12.30p, Baby Dasani [not the name they actually chose, let me be clear] was born. Congratulations you two.
Now, to somehow get them to have me as the Godfather so I can go out and buy me a pinky ring and stuff tissues on my cheeks and do my best Brando. I'll do it anyways, I don't care.
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