SEPTA Sucks: Buying a Pass
Sunday, April 30th, 2006SEPTA just sucks. I'm not going to discuss how the system isn't 24 hours, how single tokens can't be bought, trains stop almost nowhere, passes are for block dates [Sun-Sat / 1st to 30th] instead of 7-day or 30-day values… I'm gonig to be pissy about how I can't get a fucking monthly pass at 10p on the 30th.
I've been really fucking busy these last few weeks, this week more so than the rest probably. Working more and more hours on the Pennacchio campaign is incredibly rewarding, but it has made me forget little things [or rather push them aside for awhile] like picking up my monthly pass. I usually pick it up the week before, but I probably put in somewhere around twenty hours in last week [seven hours on Saturday canvassing all over Philly] and I just forgot. So I realized that I needed my pass at around 9.30p tonight. So I thought, okay, even though I'm tired as fuck right now, I should go take a bike ride over to Market East and buy my pass tonight instead of spending $1.30 to get to City Hall in the morning and get a pass during the rush.
So I trek on up to Market East. I lock up my bike and walk passed a dog tied up to a lamppost, it's barking incesently, no tags. I head downstairs and round the corner and I see the line of clerk booths. They're dark. I think to myself. Fuckity fuck fuck those asshats. If the damn station is open, why the fuck aren't there any clerks manning the windows?
I walk up to the lady at the info booth. I ask her if there's anyplace where I can go get a monthly pass. She says no. I walk away.
It would be one thing if there were, say, automated machines where I could purchase a monthly pass. Like, say the other two major cities I've travelled extensively through, NYC and DC. But noooooooo. No people at the windows. No machines to buy a pass from.
I walk up the stairs and passed the same barking dog [sadly, I recognize that someone probably abandonned it there] and hop back on my bike. I bike on over to an ATM and take out some money because now I have to walk on over to the Walnut-Locust station to buy a pass in the morning. Because they don't sell them at the Broad-South station. And the Walnut-Locust station doesn't take plastic, how convenient [at least that was the case last time I bought a pass there].
So SEPTA, fuck you too, you fuckers. Your bloated middle management [I've read that their management to worker ratio is a horrific and unbelievable 1:1] has middle managed themselves into a comlpete clusterfuck of a transit system which seemingly goes out of its way to fuck over commuters. Another example of fuckwadery over at Young Philly Politics.
